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general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024
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General Mills

A food company founded in 1928, known for cereal brands and snacks like Cookie Crisp, Gushers, and notably Cocoa Puffs
These tasty Gushers from General Mills are great!
by Vorphy_101 March 22, 2024
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Basically a 'scapegoat' for Google so that the AI-generated overview can't be held accountable if the content is nonsense
Do we need to eat three meals a day?

Search Labs | AI Overview:
We need to eat three meals a day, as it helps distribute your calorie intake evenly throughout the day, preventing extreme hunger pangs between meals, allowing for better control over your appetite, and ensuring you get a balanced diet by spreading out your nutrient intake.
Generative AI is experimental.

Oh of course my body can’t function with only two meals yes ?
by Kayu Berkarat March 16, 2025
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Floor General

Girls named Nevaeh, often ones who are very annoying
Nevaeh is a floor general, she doesn’t know how to shut up
by Simma January 7, 2024
mugGet the Floor Generalmug.

General Cock-Hand

Referring to Minecraft when someone has more than 64 raw chicken
Man your a General Cock-Hand.”
by Mr_Right-17 July 5, 2022
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Are you generous?

Another way to ask for money for sex
Guy 1: Are you generous?
Guy 2: Yeah I'll give you 20, let's go to the back of my truck
by Undauntice December 22, 2021
mugGet the Are you generous?mug.

generational hands

a whole generation/family of ppl who was bout that action
“dont fight him bruh his family got generational hands, his momma used to drag girls inna street
by korradefender93 February 24, 2025
mugGet the generational handsmug.

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