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Jerk master general

An insult said by Todomatsu to Choromatsu after Oso said that he would steal his dirty magz without asking.
Oso: Well if you wanna go there who’s the one who took this douche’s dirty magz without even asking?!
Choro: *sweats nervously*
Totty: What!? Hey Jerk master general that’s kinda vile
by Attention_tobirds12 June 25, 2023
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Bicycle Helmet Generation

"Bicycle Helmet Generation", a term crowned by American Standup Comedian Bill Burr used to describe Generation Z (Zoomers). The term comes from the need to overcompensate for safety, and thus sacrifice the fun that the activity originally had. Which is something that most people in Generation Z had to grow up with, usually enforced by their parents. This obsession with over-the-top safety is a key characteristic of what defines the generation that's well known for being too sheltered. This is characterized by Byclicle helmets in which most children are forced to wear for "their own good". This being a key sample where excessive safety measures have taken the place of fun, in what should have been a free and spontaneous activity. This is also characterized by overprotectiveness, and a parent/guardians' general fear to give their child the slightest bit of autonomy.
Why were what should have been the fun physical activities of my childhood so boring and vapid?

I guess that's because I grew up in the Bicycle Helmet Generation
by Oddballer November 12, 2020
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General Kenobi

When you jump off the roof with a glow in the dark condom on and the group of at least 4 people you surprise all respond with their own glow in the dark condoms on.
I went to her party last night and when i went to the back yard for an orgy she and all her friends pulled a General Kenobi on me.
by dingusmcbingus October 8, 2025
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generally a piece of shit

pet: wow botia is generally a piece of shit
everyone except omgguy: i agree brether
by gamermanyeahyeah December 11, 2019
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General Member Shab

A power hungry little boy who in reality is no longer in power.
"Woah, general member shab went on a rampage tonight!"
by jamespeepeeboy January 19, 2022
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How Old-Money Dynasties Sustain Power Across Generations

How old-money dynasties like the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, Herreras, and Agnellis preserve and grow their wealth across generations. Learn their investment strategies, financial control, and legacy-building secrets.

For centuries, the world’s most powerful families have controlled vast fortunes, shaping economies, industries, and political landscapes. Unlike new-money billionaires who often accumulate wealth rapidly, old-money dynasties sustain their riches for generations. They employ intricate financial strategies, ensure tight family control over assets, and utilize economic policies as a leverage to maintain their highly influential financial empires.

Old-money dynasties sustain power across generations by combining financial discipline, long-term investment strategies, and strong family governance. Families like the Rothschilds, Rockefellers, Herreras, and Agnellis are prime examples of how elite wealth is preserved and influence is maintained over centuries.
How Old-Money Dynasties Sustain Power Across Generations
by thequestforprofit April 10, 2025
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generation mifwiw

Generation milking it for what it’s worth:

Not so much a generation, as a breed displaying almost exponential growth since the Baby Boomers – well represented in 2017 within the white Anglosaxon 20 to 30 year old demographic.

The following are some characteristics typical of the MIFWIW:

• accepting praise and acknowledgment for others work and efforts;

• hoarder of (read: “witholds”) critical information for their own benefit;
• AWOL specialist when delivery, support and responsibility are required;

• completes and prioritises personal tasks and activities on others’ time;

• owns the badge of entitlement;

• devoid of conscience and remorse;

• plagiarist;

• smarmy – compensates for lack of integrity with double doses of charm
• cheater;

• high level expertise in scam techniques and so on…
A MIFWIW specimen can be identified by several things;
• Cannot shake hands with you as their hands are too busy delving into everyone elses pockets
• Cannot look you in the eye or hear your objections, as own head is tightly positioned up own arse
• On the rare occasion head is extracted, extra strong (usually brand name) sunglasses are worn to protect eyes from the apparent brilliant sunshine they ‘know’ emanates from own arsehole
• Can be observed in a secret moment, rotating on their own axis in the true centre of their own universe
He cheated his way through high school and his degree… and is proud of it, clearly he’s earned his generation MIFWIW high distinction….or… Mr MIFWIW won’t be here on Tuesday because that’s our delivery deadline but he’ll be here to collect the congratulations later in the week.
by Gen A-M March 16, 2017
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