flaming jack

The act of placing a car jack into the female vagina and extending it fully. Once fully extended motor oil is poured over the female body and lit on fire.

Jackson: Dude help me hide my girlfriends body the Flaming Jack went wrong

by ForeverFZkh96 May 11, 2016

flaming turkey

A turkey fryer fire caused by attempting to deep fry a frozen turkey. The police department makes several public safety videos on this every year, and several user-generated videos have been uploaded. The term was used on a This American Life episode.

That dummy was asking for a flaming turkey incident.

by artagnon April 23, 2016

flaming goat

A Flaming Goat is an old gay dude crossdresser. Mostly used in the deep south in the 70's and 80's.

"Hey man, did you know Chester's grand daddy is a Flaming Goat? On Saturday night he puts on a pair of crotchless panties and a push up bra and hangs out at the bus station given' out BJ's!!"

by diknbalz October 6, 2016

flaming junk ball

how your balls feel when you mistake the BenGay for KY jelly.

i rolled over to grab the KY jelly , and mistakenly grabbed the GenGay my girl friend left on the night stand,now i know what a flaming junk ball is!!!

by topdog14 September 19, 2016

flaming inge

(noun) when your poop is too big or you squeezed it out too hard and your ass hole burns

god damn that shit just gave me major flaming inge

by flatcarrot67 August 9, 2016

flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser

i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured

by gorillaorgasm July 30, 2016

Flaming Frank

If you, like the ad suggests, put Frank's RedHot on everything, this is what will come out of your butt when you excrete.

The old woman in the ad says she puts that bleep on everything. I bet she dumps Flaming Franks every day like I do.

by megabrain12345 May 4, 2018