Evan

An annoying piece of shit

People: Show their secrets to Evan.
Evan: Show it to other people.

by EZ_0228 April 28, 2020

Evan

Certified massive legend

"That guy is an Evan, he's awesome."

by CertifiedLegend June 6, 2019

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Evans

Evans

That EVANS, what a Sweet Boy.

by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020

Evan Hampel

A hardstuck plat 2
Hes good at AUT

OMG HES SUCH A EVAN HAMPEL

by Voltico July 5, 2023

Pulled an evan

When you use your phone charger and break your ceiling fan

Man I just pulled an evan my moms gonna kill me

by Ricobain February 5, 2022

Evan

Sucks Philips dicks. Can’t hop off cock. Big pussy and a bigger boy.

That’s kid looks gay. He’s definitely an Evan.

by IdontgotoSMMschoolinMediaPa May 1, 2019