Premium dong

To have a male appendage of outstanding amount and balance. 8-17 inches is considered premium. Anything under you should be ashamed

My PREMIUM DONG didn't fit into the outlet

by Why you need my name June 19, 2019

Ding Dong

Commonly spammed in chess tournament chats when Chinese chess grandmaster superstar Ding Liren play an outstanding line.

"d5!!..ding dong"
"Ding Dong!"

by AtomixPrime September 12, 2019

Dong Point

A point awarded for a complex task (ex: play ding dong hide on their property, punch ben in the bazookas, etc) in the game or organized system of DONGING. See definitions ''donging'', ''dongage''.

''Dong that house for 500 dong points!'' ''Bro steal the candy bar ill give you 500 dong points.''

by Patrick ''Dong Dictator'' October 7, 2019

double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

by Analnuke April 15, 2018

Ding' Dong'

A person who doesn't understand the art of talking smack , jokes just go right over their head . A silly person , hillbilly white, red neck type of person . Who falls in love with the wrong Cali girl

No Ding' Dong' Your Not Supposed To Miss Me I Just Want You To Be Happy and Not Feel Sad Because I'm Not There.
Now Go On To Bahamas Enjoy Yourself Have Fun Ding' Dong'

by Cali'dat May 20, 2018

dong

its shit

like it is actully shit

hey dude i just had a dong

by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018

Zheng Dong

The biggest fat fuck in the world, but somehow always seems to get the ladies, despite having the smallest balls. Super loud and obnoxious but fun to have around.

When God said let there be light, he told Zheng Dong to step aside.

Person 1:”Who is that screaming?”
Person 2:”Must be a Zheng Dong.”

by Gucci3682 January 6, 2018