dirt shoveling

Work which achieves no useful purpose but is mandated as some kind of political requirement in order to achieve some actual objective.
It'd be a 5 minute job if it weren't for all the dirt shoveling.
by _cjd September 05, 2017
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Dirt eyed

When someone gives you a rude look
by Honeyy_bear January 26, 2019
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When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.
Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.
by moughh July 06, 2023
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Dirt squirrel

A girl in her early twenties who slithers around looking for older black men to become involved with.
Look at that dirt squirrel dancing circles around that black senior citizen.
by Dustin Bowles May 09, 2019
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Dirt Squirrel

One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.

Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.
"If your so fucking stupid, you might as well be dumber than a dirt squirrel"
by Squirrly Dirty May 11, 2021
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Dirt Squirrel

A noodle arm lookin' redneck-gangster, who looks like they haven't showered in about 2 months. Commonly found with a herd of dirt squirrels, standing by their cars in a city hall parking lot.
He is a dirt squirrel.
by kvli December 09, 2020
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dirt fiction

dirt fiction is when someone says something gay as shit and is a furry
Dirt: thats why ur a dweeby looking fucker that fucks dogs
Me: yeah thats dirt fiction
by FlexOnGrandma October 21, 2020
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