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Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.
“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”
by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018
mugGet the Virginia Dirt Hippomug.

Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction
Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!
by BoJakson October 25, 2024
mugGet the Dirt wafflemug.
People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.
Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.
by EmJayee February 9, 2021
mugGet the Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirtmug.

Dirt Legalize

When you register an off-road vehicle so it can be ridden on the street, such as a dirt bike, atv, utv, or military vehicle. You can't always just walk into your local DMV to get it registered, so you have to use a special process, often called getting Dirt Legalized.
Hey John, how did you not get pulled over for riding your dirt bike on the street?

I simply Dirt Legalized it!
by James54956 February 8, 2021
mugGet the Dirt Legalizemug.

Dirt person

Unworthy subhuman person who is often greedy selfish and does nothing to contribute to the betterment of mankind
All Kyle does is mooch and try bang my girlfriend he is such a dirt person
by Mtg187 September 18, 2022
mugGet the Dirt personmug.

dirt

a substance that is found in the ground that helps our environment aka dirt
"yo that dirt is like brown"
"did you know worms grow in dirt"
"dirt is lit dude"
by livdictionary March 18, 2019
mugGet the dirtmug.

Honk out a dirt snake

A clown's way of saying, I need to take a shit
Clown: "Those tacos and hotdogs went right through me, I got to go honk out a dirt snake"
by Support Clown April 11, 2024
mugGet the Honk out a dirt snakemug.

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