by written definitions man April 7, 2023
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A site particularly know for sex jokes when looking for a definition.
A site particularly know for sex jokes when looking for a definition.
Person 1: Have you heard about how many sexual jokes are on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a lot, but there is people actually contributing
Person 2: Yeah there’s a lot, but there is people actually contributing
by KandrewUD April 24, 2023
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Since this site is used by random people, it's mainly about PUSSY or jacking off.
Just go onto webster's dictionary, or fucking google it, for Christ's sake.
Since this site is used by random people, it's mainly about PUSSY or jacking off.
Just go onto webster's dictionary, or fucking google it, for Christ's sake.
by MaximusDream78 December 26, 2022
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*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
by cosmic_dreamer_111 July 11, 2023
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Guy 2:"Yeah, it's F*CKING corrupted."
Guy 2:"Yeah, it's F*CKING corrupted."
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Her: hey I Think we should go on a date ur so cute
Him:yea sure but u’ve never seen me
Her: yea but u are a “mike” u are handsome , tall and u play 4 sports right? Seen it on urbn dictionary
Him:(starts eating his 10th slice of pizza for dinner) yea yea I love sports we definitely should go on a date!!
Him:yea sure but u’ve never seen me
Her: yea but u are a “mike” u are handsome , tall and u play 4 sports right? Seen it on urbn dictionary
Him:(starts eating his 10th slice of pizza for dinner) yea yea I love sports we definitely should go on a date!!
by Mike the loser @gmail.com November 21, 2021
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