dan

dan is a simp. if his name is dan, he is spotty, like very spotty, bald, taller than the empire state building, chubby and obsesses over drums which they cant even play, simps over any girl in a 10m radius and will grow up to be a beer dad who goes to the pub every night and will probably be a brick layer to be able to buy his microwave meals on sale in lidl for 50p and his 6 pack of budweiser. if these occur, youve found a typical daniel simp. he also has no personality and thinks wearing hawaiian shirts and bucket hats is indie and edgy and cant get his own bloody music taste. typically, simps like dan will do anything and say anything to get a girls attention. damn, daniel.

me: did you know dan, he brags ab drum playing and cant even dudum tsss. he should get a personality.
my friend: oh! i know him, dan the simp. the one who thinks he is cool and quirky, right?

by dans a simp lol April 30, 2020

Dan

The art of being dumb enough to change your skin complexion and act like an idiot all the time.

DAN- Dumb Ass Nigga

That kid over there drank 15 beers and fell through the beer pong table, what a Dan.

by Danimus Prime May 14, 2020

Lil Dan Brown

Hes got the club going up, on a Tuesday

Lil Dan Brown gets poon

by Ye mah May 18, 2020

Achillen Dan

The man with a dan plan

Achillen Dan has a dan plan in arp

by Ingido2005 May 23, 2020

Dirty Danned

When you steal another man's chick and she let's him know publicly she is leaving him for you.

"I thought she had a man already?"
-"Yea, she Dirty Danned him and now she's with me." 🤣

by RayFinkle456 May 25, 2020

René Dan

Smaaaaaart ass guy!!!!!!
He play tennis tho!!

René Dan is a sweet person

by Pwelie May 29, 2020

Dan

An annoying little shit who rarely goes online.

Oh that’s Dan, he’s lazy he won’t be online for long.

by good12838 June 2, 2020