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Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.
"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010
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crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before
crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"
by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010
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CRAP APPLE

AN CRAB WITH AN 10 SNAPPIS AND IS AN RED LIKE A APPLE
AH CRAP ITS A CRAP APPLE IT WANTS TO DO A SNAP
by PSEUDYHYDNUM June 4, 2018
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crap lowsey

Commonly used by dads and/or parental figures above 40 to insult facial features.

Definition may also vary to the act of shitting in someone’s mouth while pissing up their nose for pleasure.
“Hey son, I hate your crap lowsey face!”
“Dad I promise it wasn’t what it looked like, Sarah just fell on my face I swear.”
by Bobdyllanjohncolt March 31, 2022
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crap

"Oh Crap"

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by JCMSimon July 4, 2022
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Vonc crap

On discord there is this thing where you can talk to others using your voice
Does anyone want to vonc crap
by Soupwithextradog October 1, 2018
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Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.
Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."
by Wonton2 September 1, 2013
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