Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.

Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."

by Wonton2 September 1, 2013

Snatch Crap

Literally a baby

My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.

by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023

Crap

Not only crap is a swear word or just an impolite word, it can also be a euphemism for sh*t.

What is this crap?!

by Matthew678 March 18, 2019

Crap Vessel

An insecure woman's definition of an ass

I hate that people love asses!!!!! They're just Crap Vessels!

by KyletheMiller November 1, 2006

Crap

a swear or another word for a trashy person, poop, something trashy

Person: I just took a crap
Person 2: The heck

by QuackedUpCrab March 6, 2022

crap-hapinin

A greeting that can be either inquisitive or informative based on voice inflection,adapted from the earlier "What's crapinin".

Jer: hey whats up man?
Andrew: crap-hapinin.

by Andrew Marshall P1022 April 20, 2008

Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.

In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"

by NickiH December 30, 2013