Dapper-Crapper 

When someone is able to walk out of a bathroom stall and still look cool.

"You see that twirl he did over by the hand dryer. Made his coat look like a pimp-cape."
He's one Dapper-Crapper."

Dapper-Crapper by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016

crapnana 

A banana that is overly ripe-almost rotten, and therefore not as good as a regular one.

"Gee, thanks for the crapnana shake Beth...it tastes funny"

crapnana by piffle July 6, 2006

Crapsturbate 

Masturbate while taking a dump; Fapping and shitting at the same time.

The other day I was so horny that I decided to crapsturbate in the public bathroom.

Crapsturbate by Anonymous Billybob Joe January 15, 2008

crapper chatter 

The act of sitting on a public toilet and talking to a person in another bathroom stall. Not to be confused with toilet talk

Guy 1: So how was your meeting with the new client?
Guy 2: Dude, stop the crapper chatter. Don't talk to me with a bare ass!

crapper chatter by nado121 November 9, 2010

crappuccino 

A substandard, overpriced copy of an Italian beverage usually found at a Starbucks or Tully's and served by overzealous workers obviously inflicted with caffeine dementia.

Alternative form: crappaccino.

One Venti crappuccino, soy milk and low fat coffee cake. Eighteen dollars!

crappuccino by CoffeeSupernova April 17, 2006

Crapensta 

Also, CrAPenSta: Up-and-coming Manhattan neighborhood, between Chelsea and Midtown West. Derived using the same method as Tribeca, SoHo, and Nolita, Crapensta is the Crap Around Penn Station.

Unknown origin, popularized by Campbell Austin and Max Mayer-Cesiano in Spring 2006.

1. I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to Crapensta; it's closer to the Amtrak station anyway.

2. (as an adjective) I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to something a little more crapensta.

Crapensta by AC Austin May 6, 2006

crapids 

An affectionate term for Cedar Rapids, Iowa

I live in Crapids home of Quaker Oats

crapids by rose of tralee February 16, 2010