cracking up

when you cracking up it means you laughing so hard at stupid and retarded shit people say or be doing....and most of the time people is hating you so badly and want to sabotage everything you do and be so evil to you because you so far out their league they cant stand it. and do everything to bring you down and always end up in prison forever or dead the worst way possible like being burn alive.

im cracking up

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 22, 2022

cracking cards

credit card fraud

we cracking cards inda trap

by trapnigga300hunnid July 24, 2019

anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.

ass anal masturbation anal beads anal cracking

by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013

crack cheeks

the right way to say “ass cheeks” on roblox

my money don’t jiggle jiggle like my crack cheeks do

by cassie from euphoria May 12, 2022

Crack Torch

A cheap lighter after you remove the metal part and crank the flame up to a ridiculous intensity.

I singed off my eyebrows trying to spark a bowl because someone turned my lighter into a crack torch!

by crackturtle September 24, 2011

crack stabber

a homosexual

Look out for that guy he is a crack stabber.

by zenpuppetmonkey April 11, 2009

crack-potumentary

A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.

Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"

Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"

Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."

Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."

by ChrisMcL April 17, 2008