the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.
danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.
my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.
my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022
Get the my boyfriendmug. Grandma:"Hey darling, have you found a boyfriend?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"
by Arctis!! January 19, 2022
Get the boyfriendmug. A boyfriend is someone you love deeply and unconditionally; you’re committed to giving him the world. A boyfriend is someone you can tell anything to and do everything with and share the most hugs and kisses, a boyfriend can also be your future husband. Having a boyfriend means basically waiting with your future husband until they day the ring gets pulled out. Let me just tell you one thing girls, if he ever lacks something really small dont drop him, he loves you a lot.
“Hey me and Nick are dating, he’s my boyfriend now!”
“Really omg, i’m so happy for you. I better be the bridesmaid when you guys get married.”
“Really omg, i’m so happy for you. I better be the bridesmaid when you guys get married.”
by nik’s wifey September 29, 2020
Get the Boyfriendmug. A waste of time and tears
Something that makes u insecure of yourself
And someone u never know what to give them on their B-day
Something that makes u insecure of yourself
And someone u never know what to give them on their B-day
A-B-C-D-E-F U and U and U GREGOre
"boyfriend"
"boyfriend"
by BlbLBlbL.. January 4, 2022
Get the boyfriendmug. A boyfriend who will shop with you at Sephora even though it's not his thing, and support you the whole time.
by rachLlllll July 1, 2024
Get the Sephora Boyfriendmug. When your boyfriend says he's making a fancy dinner & always chooses something that takes about 10 minutes to make with minimal effort
Natalie: I think Dan said he's making a fancy dinner tonight since I made lamb chops & asparagus last week...
Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!
Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...
Grace: Ohh what's he making ?!
Natalie: I dunno, probly his usual boyfriend dinner...either spaghetti or deli ham salad...
by Bratarle June 8, 2015
Get the boyfriend dinnermug. A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."
by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021
Get the Boyfriendmug.