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Blood Test Sex

The type of sex that necessitates a blood test afterwards when the STD status of the other person is unknown--intercourse (vaginal and anal), oral sex, ...anything that allows fluids to mingle.
"Did you fuck that girl last night?"
"Just a handjob, no blood test sex."
by The Ripper January 16, 2005
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Vagina Blood Fart

A queef occuring on that "special" week of every month.
Fuck! It's a bitch tryin' to get a Vagina Blood Fart outta your sheets!
by Crotch-Ketchup June 18, 2003
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Half Blood Prince

Severus Snape, former Head of Slytherin House at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
"Not Snape again!" Harry Potter
by Hermione Granger August 25, 2005
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blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.
Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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Alaskan Blood Eagle

You start by slicing down the spine then splitting the rib cage of the other person from behind, then pulling their lungs outside of their body.

While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.
"Aw man, Shawn just got an Alaskan Blood Eagle down that hill!"
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."
by Pintobeanboi January 12, 2022
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double blood bang

Simultaneously having vaginal and anal sexual intercourse with a woman who is menstruating. The anal blood can be either from vaginal transfer or rectal bleeding.
Dude, you should see my sheets. The chick I picked up last night turned into a double blood bang!
by Hank Flannigan June 14, 2011
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One's Blood is Drawn

A saying used during Shakespearean and now in modern times where it is used as a way of saying "Im bloody Pissed of mate". Usually used after someone has angered or upset you. The phrase is considered to border on being hostile. Other variations/meanings include "What the fuck!" or "Screw you bitch". Sometimes it could be interpretd as "I'm to fucking kill you you mother-fucker!" in extreme circumstances.
Person1:"Hey your a fat piece of shit"
Person2:"One's blood is drawn"
by coopi December 9, 2008
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