Gluttonous Bastard

Youngsavage after going .5 seconds without eatin.
by NotRealFishJuice April 30, 2023
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Giggley Bastard

A person who can’t control their laughter and giggles even during serious moments. This person laughs or giggles all the time, even at times where respect and silence is necessary. For example, during a funeral. This person is usually the most childish of the group.
Jimmy: “Hey John, wanna go out for a drink tonight?”
John: *laughing and giggling*
Jimmy: “what’s so funny?”
John: *uncontrollable laughing*
Jimmy: “you are such a giggley bastard.”
by Kosta V. June 25, 2018
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Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.
Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition
by Shush6363 November 27, 2023
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cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues
normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022
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cheeky bastard energy

Cheeky Bastard Energy, similar to terms like Big Dick Energy, is an effect someone has where you can just tell that they are a Cheeky Bastard.
"Hey you see that guy over there getting up to mischief?" "Yeah, I had a feeling he would. He just has that Cheeky Bastard Energy."
by TallBoiRyan November 17, 2023
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Cunty twatty bastard

A person who really fucks you off, well and truly
by Whothehellateyou November 26, 2017
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Politically unaffiliated with Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, Christians, and any other tribal groups who want to bother me.
Here comes that mentally ill Joe who screams he is a sovereign anarcho rat bastard alla time watch out!
by Ignatz TC June 24, 2022
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