Bastard Ass

1.Sam

You are a bastard ass

by M.illy.718 March 8, 2022

Shit bastard retard

When the bois suck the sack Soo hard they get pure ball sack nut penis in there mouths. This causes the birds to migrate and the baby's to cry.

Yo we should fucking shit bastard retard

by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022

Bastard

1. A child Born From two unmarried who are youth by law ( under 26 meaning 25 and younger)

2. A Fatherless or motherless child Born From a Affair
3. AssHole

1. That child is Our bastard

2. That child mom Straight up tells you her child is a bastard

3. Why you always have to be a bastard

by 459395 February 27, 2022

bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.

Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"

by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015

Bastard

Anyone who says it or types it are gay/lesbians/simp

Hey you're adopted bastard

by Imgayiey July 24, 2020

Gophy Bastard

This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.

Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!

by Eric Luck May 9, 2024

Bastard Television

A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.

A Bastard television production.

by Kirstin Cogdill March 24, 2003