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no spilling bastard

One who while pouring shots spills even a little bit.
Steven was such a no spilling bastard, he poured half the bottle on the table pouri g shots.
by whitetail lightning September 12, 2021
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bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
mugGet the bastardmug.

times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 7, 2020
mugGet the times new bastardmug.

Dopy Bastard

Describes someone fucking around being annoying. Dopy meaning stupid and bastard directed it at the certain person.
Wiremu stop being a bloody dopy bastard and grab me the hammer.
by lad55 May 7, 2022
mugGet the Dopy Bastardmug.

fucker-bastard

Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.
My mate: Nice shirt, the pink really brings out your love of men
Me: Shut up you fucker-bastard
by Big_mickey_bloke April 15, 2023
mugGet the fucker-bastardmug.

Eggfuck Bastard

An insult for a person who's a fucking retarded dumbass.
"Can you stop being an eggfuck bastard for once Remington?"
by Raaaaaaaah March 3, 2025
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cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues
normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022
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