Kelly bastard

A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.

“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”

“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!

I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.

I’ll get you a water back in return”

“You f***ing Kelly bastard”

by Mrleeds November 22, 2021

Bastard Line

The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.

"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."

by expvideo October 7, 2008

Song Bastard

Someone who must sing ever song that comes on, and won't just shut the fuck up and listen to it.

"Collin, try do listen to this song without singing it please, you Song Bastard."

by GavinTheRebel November 10, 2015

Savage bastard

Too be a smooth criminal with a lot women & money

Look at that savage bastard

by Brit3ney November 22, 2021

baldy bastard

Person with no hair

You are a baldy bastard

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️ October 24, 2017

The Bastards

The third album of Palaye Royale. It was released on may 29 2020. It's an absolute banger!

- Have you heard The Bastards of Palaye Royale?

~ Yeah, of course! I love it

by sweetsugarbutterfly May 29, 2020

bastard

dalyla

dalyla is a bastard

by bigppgorl February 27, 2021