Plays like bacon

When someone makes a play in a video game that could be compared as, as good as bacon

Damn bro, you just made the plays like bacon

by Maxxtrax879 January 18, 2020

Sizzling Bacon Snuggle

Sizzling Bacon Snuggle-
Sizzling Bacon Snuggle is a playful way of snuggling if done correctly. The act of Bacon sizzling snuggle is usually done done between a boyfriend and girlfriend. Clothes remain on or off, which is way more fun. ( careful guys)
It is performed with the woman on her back and the man laying on top of her and with a tight hug starts to sizzle or shake in a seizure like manner. Usually this makes the woman laugh uncontrollably and sometimes even snort.

Last night I rolled on top of my girlfriend and gave her a Sizzling Bacon Snuggle.

by Dawgs1959 January 8, 2021

Bacon Positioning System

Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS

Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees

by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012

Hairdressers bacon sandwich

A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.

I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

'smokey bacon' complex

The unwavering guilt of maintaining a vegetarian diet while simultaneously possessing a magnetic attraction to the consumption of the 'smokey bacon' variety of chip flavors.

"I always feel like people are judging me at the grocery store and when I buy meat-flavored chips; it's as if they know all my soy and fresh vegetable products are all lies. It's then that I remember no one gives a flying fuck what kind of chips I buy, and this is just my 'smokey bacon' complex talking."

by MshrmMiKE October 19, 2011

Burn my bacon

A word that indicates you are really pissed of at someone or thing.

"Oh...she's been talking behind my back again huh? Ya know..that really burns my bacon!"

by Derrick S. April 21, 2003

I smell Bacon

Code phrase for a member of funnyjunk.com. One must always respond to this with the phrase, 'With or without wings?'

Teacher: "Class, please turn to page 69 in your textboo-"
DSend: "WAIT! I smell bacon!"
EmperorColo: "with or without wings?"

by funnyjunkie43 May 31, 2010