half bae

when it’s complicated but things still groovy

she my half bae

by Becky3 December 20, 2019

half a pizza

When you tear the panties and there is half a lip there.

I was going down on Helga the other night and to my surprise she had half a pizza.

by Zzop June 22, 2016

half cow

A man who is half cow, half human, half cheese. Not very intelligent, and whenever you ask them a question there first response is whatttttttt

Person 1; Hey Half Cow?
Person 2: What????????

by globro13016 September 8, 2016

half a month

Half a month the 15th the second day of the moth that welfare hits. Wake up wake up wake up it's the first of the month.

Welfare hits half a month

by sleepy254 March 30, 2016

Half-Massing It

Comparative to the term Half-ass, although this is only used in church settings. A half Masser will leave Mass early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire mass. The most common time to spot a Half-Masser is right before or during the final hymn of the mass, because they want to miss out on the massive cluster fuck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following Mass.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.

...And God shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! ... Oh... Christ, there goes those Johnsons, I swear they are Half-Massing It every Sunday!

by MrDomino December 28, 2007

half-sister

Girl or woman who has just one parent in common with someone.

My half-sister is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

half cracked

condition where a person is not yet drunk, but still under the influence of alcohol.

Friend was half cracked while at the beach, glazing at the sun

by naughtylilfetus June 6, 2018