noah

noah is a boy who stinks he has no drip and he has a crush on gianna

gianna: hey noah

noah: hahahah hiii

by imnothereanymorebyebye October 22, 2020

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Noah

Noah is the biggest simp you will ever meet, often his entire mood will change the second a girl walks in the room

Ex Noah is talking with boys and he is chill but the second a girl walks in the room he throws his friends under the bus to get her attention

by Jack the bean stock April 15, 2020

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Noah

Noah is better than matthew. Matthew is fatter

Matthew: I'm fat
Noah: I know

by BickyGlicky August 8, 2021

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Noah

That a-hole kid in your class that always tries every way he can to annoy the hell outta you.

"Bro I got this NOAH in my class, they're so annoying I swear."
"Same man, Why can't they just disappear?"

by OofioisAngyLOL March 8, 2021

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You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"

Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

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