The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.
Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."
Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
by awbatman500 May 8, 2014
Get the Canadian Moose Platter mug.To be balls deep in your girl, and then you take two fingers and insert them into her anus and form a hook with them. Use those fingers to anchor her down as her legs are wrapped around you.
Jim - "Hey fred, so i was balls deep in your mom last night..."
Fred - "Did you give her the 'Great Canadian Fishhook'?"
Fred - "Did you give her the 'Great Canadian Fishhook'?"
by Uncle Touchie December 5, 2018
Get the Great canadian fishhook mug.Sushi traditionally made during the winter solstice, in the northern hemisphere. Often found with alternative starches than rice.
Bro is that Canadian Christmas sushi?! NO??? its cucumber with cream cheese and salmon on top with capers. Looks like Canadian Christmas sushi to me.
by The sloppy pape December 24, 2021
Get the Canadian Christmas sushi mug.Bobby and I went to Taco Bell last night and then back to my place, and while he was rimming me I blew Canadian wildfire smoke in his face
by AncientR June 8, 2023
Get the Canadian Wildfire Smoke mug.The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder
James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.
by nestegg November 20, 2020
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