Couch time

Wow, that kid is messed up! I see a lot of couch time in his future.
by FunNun July 24, 2009
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Fibonacci Time

The time when the clock reads 11:23:58.13.
These digits are the beginning of the Fibonacci sequence:
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233
"Mom, can I stay out past 11 tonight?"
"Sure, honey; just be back by Fibonacci time."
"... Fuck you."
by Dearest Daniel March 16, 2010
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time machine

when you drink too much and black out and wake up not knowing where you are and how you got there....
How did you get home last night? I have no idea I took the time machine home.
by hohohonotoe January 13, 2011
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dark time

when someone is going through a difficult period in their life
Steve: I got no money, these are some dark times
by Nyol April 03, 2018
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Penske Time

In times of hardship for the laborers at K-mart store #7120, they retreat to the far reaches of the store, to a lovely abandoned auto center-turned-stockroom informally called Penske (after the company that formerly ran it). In this room many lulz and epic wins occur, along with wholesome activities such as slacking, graffiti-ing the windows, and hiding behind box mountains. It has quickly become a symbol of everything that is good in the world of retail Hell.
#30: "Man, I need a fuckin' break."
#29: "I think it's PENSKE TIME!"
#32: "Hey guys, we crackin' open the Penske soon?"
by Jim Kurta December 09, 2007
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Time Portal

The act of having anal sex with a male or female. And just before the point of ejaculation, you pull out and try to splooge into the gaping anus before it closes.
I time portaled that bitch first try.

That hoe had a slow time portal. That shit never closed.
by 302 for shiznit April 23, 2009
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Kill time

A noun given to certain activites that mean little to the person performing them and in fact are just performed to waste time.
Donnie: "Why do you waste time on the computer writing definitions for made up words?"
Frank: "It's just a kill time to get out of working"
by S. Darko May 29, 2009
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