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three stroke joke

Three stoke joke not as bad as a two pump chump but still bad enough to be a joke. Someone who ejaculates too quickly that is so quick that it’s funny.
Girl 1: how was last night with tom
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”

Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty

Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!
by iSkytec December 16, 2018
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Walking on All Threes

An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental facilities.

Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:

-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger

Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.
Bob:"Ever since his girlfriend cut him off, Dave's been walking on all threes. He really isn't much for Algebra today, but he is playing a mean game of mobile horseshoes."

Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"

Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.

(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.

Seriously, don't be Fred.
by Harlequin's Smile December 23, 2011
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Three Finger Friday

When you take your index, middle, and ring fingers and gently poke a close friend in the upper thigh / buttocks region. Ideal to be the first one to remember on Friday.
(An ancient Italian custom.)
Hey man, did you finger Jordan in physics class today?

Yeah brah, I got her so hard for Three Finger Friday.
by nikki-j October 7, 2011
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Three's Company Rule

when you are friends with a bisexual person who dates a straight person who has sex with you and the bisexual person: see the movie Threesome
Oh man I think I may have to invoke the Three's Company Rule.
by LondonMcGregor October 11, 2011
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three honey bee

A large girl up to 300 pound.With a honey bee shaped booty, or butt Also used for the largest girl in a group of girls.Can be both negative and positive.
If i get drunk enough I will leave with a three honey bee. or I get the skinny one and you get the three honey bee.
by don dizzle January 19, 2009
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three-quarter-sister

Daughter of a person's father with that same person's maternal aunt or daughter of a person's mother with that same person's paternal uncle.
My three-quarter-sister is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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Three Second Massacre

A mass killing exactly three seconds long, done by the three second walrus, that glittering fiend! They are very hard to escape, as the walrus will always have the element of surprise, so take Scar's advice and BE PREPARED!
"Omg, Eric and his brother were murdered by a walrus! It was a three second massacre!"
by MagnificentRikki November 16, 2012
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