three stroke joke

Three stoke joke not as bad as a two pump chump but still bad enough to be a joke. Someone who ejaculates too quickly that is so quick that it’s funny.
Girl 1: how was last night with tom
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”

Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty

Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!
by iSkytec December 17, 2018
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Three Second Massacre

A mass killing exactly three seconds long, done by the three second walrus, that glittering fiend! They are very hard to escape, as the walrus will always have the element of surprise, so take Scar's advice and BE PREPARED!
"Omg, Eric and his brother were murdered by a walrus! It was a three second massacre!"
by MagnificentRikki November 16, 2012
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A Pittsburgh Three River

When three men with full bladders pee perfusly on a unexected bystander and or sleeping person. This resembles the three rivers in Pittsburgh.
Person 1: "hey guys
Person 2+3:"whats up"
Person 1:"Josh passed out on the couch lets give him A Pittsburgh Three River"
Person 3:" haha yeah!"
Person 2:" he is going get drenched in piss"
by Cpat, CC, borris March 21, 2013
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Three's Company Rule

when you are friends with a bisexual person who dates a straight person who has sex with you and the bisexual person: see the movie Threesome
Oh man I think I may have to invoke the Three's Company Rule.
by LondonMcGregor October 11, 2011
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three-quarter-sister

Daughter of a person's father with that same person's maternal aunt or daughter of a person's mother with that same person's paternal uncle.
My three-quarter-sister is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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Chucking Threes Please

Should be the nickname for Antoine Walker - the trigger-happy NBA player who misses too many shots from outside the arc.
We went to the recent Timberwolves game and saw Chucking Threes Please ... oh well at least he's having fun eh.
by Adel7 January 13, 2008
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three honey bee

A large girl up to 300 pound.With a honey bee shaped booty, or butt Also used for the largest girl in a group of girls.Can be both negative and positive.
If i get drunk enough I will leave with a three honey bee. or I get the skinny one and you get the three honey bee.
by don dizzle October 07, 2008
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