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COVID Kevin

A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.

During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.

SYNONYMS:

COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?

2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.

3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020
mugGet the COVID Kevinmug.

Wet Kevin

The act of attempting to curl out a solid turn onto a partners stomach, but proceeding to shower them in liquid faecal matter
"That large Mexican man just gave me a wet Kevin!"
by Donc1305 February 15, 2023
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The Kevin Garnett

1. when one person makes a derogatory comment to another person in which the comment pretains to a person having or looking like they have cancer.
KG called me a cancer patient, I'm pissed because, u know how many people died from cancer, and he's tossing it like it's a joke - he just pulled The Kevin Garnett
by cyclistvs.car December 20, 2010
mugGet the The Kevin Garnettmug.

Kevin Hwang

A guy who is so stupid that he repeats 1st grade.
by EnderDragon23 November 4, 2019
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Kevin Mayers

Somone who greatly enjoys the shizer, often when it is maximized. When maximized he takes it in the butt while saying... oooooooooo rub it. shiza.
by Shizer Face July 15, 2003
mugGet the Kevin Mayersmug.

Kevin Sexton

One Of the most epic ass niggas under 3 feet tall!! he runs Duglasvile like no other, he keeps it low down. straight underground, any problem he will solve it s"hortly"
kevin sexton is so FLY but low to the earth! makes no sense how baller this 22 inch baller is
by bad ass balla July 27, 2011
mugGet the Kevin Sextonmug.

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