wet hand surprise

when fingering a girl, becoming irritated, annoyed, or bored so much as to smack her face with a hand full of juices that she squirted into one's cupped hands.

I was sick of the nasty faces my girl was making, so I gave her the wet hand surprise!

by the big purple hippo July 19, 2009

blue cheese surprise

when a girl lets a guy go down on her and does not inform him that she has a yeast infection with vaginal discharge

Damn bro, that smoking hot chick that I took home from the bar last night got me good with the ole blue cheese surprise. I went down on her and got a mouthful.

by nitehock August 20, 2013

back door surprise

the act of reaching ones hand around anothers bottom and sneaking an object in said butt hole/crack

last night i totally hit my gf with a back door surprise, she loved it

by butt grabber11 March 16, 2009

Surprise Trust Fall

When you perform a trust fall on a unsuspecting victim while yelling "SURPRISE TRUST FALL"

John: So how was the party man?

Dylan: Oh it was good. It was at Mikes house and we all-

John: SURPRISE TRUST FALL!

by bigiglrsdon'tcry April 10, 2010

Hair-noose surprise

When one wraps his partners hair around her neck, holding onto it firmly from behind, and places a thumb just behind her anus. With a swift tug, pull back on the hair and insert the thumb shouting "surprise".

Dude - the chick hasn't talked to me since the hair-noose surprise.

Did you shout surprise?
No
Well that would be why then!

by Badman2000 December 22, 2015

Chocolate Jock Surprise

while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.

Chris Osgood during the winter classic 2009 got a chocolate jock surprise.

by Marcus Bret Thomas July 15, 2009

tin roof surprise

When one's balls are covered in hot fudge and then sucked.

Bitch used all my hot fudge last night for her and Pete's tin roof surprise!

by Thirty Minute Thursday November 5, 2008