Person One: "Have you ever been west of Texas?"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"
by Hageam January 16, 2008
Get the Riding West Of Texasmug. Name given to the disposable toilet seat covers, as often found in public restrooms. With center ring removed, they make an excellent "half-tee" and will help prevent sunburn on your shoulders. Often readily available at outdoor concerts and are very affordable.
" ... looks like it's gonna be a hot day at the park today, better grab some texas t-shirts while we're gettin' beer at the quickie mart ... "
by marscopar April 6, 2010
Get the Texas T-Shirtmug. by Brandon Boecker December 29, 2013
Get the texas totem polemug. The true meaning of this phrase: It's an ANTI-LITTERING ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN started by the Texas Department of Transportation! See www (dot) dontmesswithtexas (dot) org.
It's an anti-littering campaign that has helped remove trash from Texas roadways by reminding people to clean up after themselves, so don't mess with Texas or you'll get a huge fine!
by Txgirl January 11, 2008
Get the Don't mess with texasmug. When a consenting woman is giving a hand job with her left hand, another with her right, has another penis in her mouth and one each in her ass and vagina.
The varsity basketball team's starting five treated one of their cheerleaders to a rousing Texas five star.
by Glenn S. June 21, 2006
Get the Texas five starmug. The Texas hat rule states that if you take someone’s hat then you are either f*cking or fighting, and man don’t hit women.
by Papi vaquero April 23, 2021
Get the texas hat rulemug. Jerome was talking trash the whole game so I snuck into the locker room and left him a Texas doggie bag.
Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.
Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
Get the Texas Doggie Bagmug.