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this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.
"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."
by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025
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Brain Touch

(Verb) To touch someone on their penis with your mind using psychic abilities
“Hey troy, watch me brain touch this guy. He’s gonna be so confused.”
by Dr.ProfessorSirLevi February 24, 2021
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clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.
If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!
by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017
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Touch Grass

When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside
by chayecharsi July 27, 2022
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Touch Grass

it is used when somebody jokes about going outside as a meme.
The phrase "touch grass" is used when somebody jokes about going outside and is used as a joke in youtube comments
by T.S.G May 9, 2023
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touch grass

something that genshin, lol, gacha heat kids, and etc. it's a way to mess with someone who is on the internet too much or plays one of the pepole listed
alex: hey karter, instead of cranking 90s you should crank deez nuts and touch grass
karter: WHAT THE FUCK I ALMOST BEAT NINJA
by cheesegameridk April 8, 2022
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touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.
She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her
by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016
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