Tosser

A feckin eejit, who is likely to support Man Utd. Also has no regard for either facts or other people's opinions if they do not concur with their own opinions (which are normally based upon their own limited mental capacity and experience of reality).

That Mick Maddock, he's the biggest tosser I've ever met.

by Dean Eager October 7, 2003

TOSser

A Star Trek fan (or Trekkie) who's primary or only interest is in the Original Star Trek series (The Orignal Series, or TOS). TOSsers almost always prefer to refer to themselves as simply Trekkies; TOSsers is a term applied to these old-timers by fans of the newer shows.

I don't even go to the TOSser's message board. They still think that warp nine is impossible.

by Jonah C July 26, 2006

Tossometer

An imaginary device that measures how truly dire something is.

Guy1: "Get a load of my new Hawaian shirt - it rocks!"
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."

by Pedrosa von Beagle May 6, 2006

Tossing salad

To eat out a girl and/or fuck her
Her vagina being the "salad" the male doing the "tossing"

Guy speaking about a girl- "I'd toss her salad"

Or

"For her I be tossing salad"

by Foxfan27 January 14, 2014

Salad Tosser

When that bratty kid at the buffet argues with his mom over eating the salad or not. And he/she just slips it under the table. They often get colon cancer later in life due to lack of fiber.

"but mooommmmmmmm"
"eat your salad you're embarrassing me"
*slips it under table all sneaky like...*
"I saw that! I never raised my child to be a Salad Tosser!"

by Pullgame 2.0 October 14, 2014

tossfuse

someone who regularly gets angry for know apparant reason. A variation on 'dont blow a fuse' with toss added as a prefix to suggest that the subject regularly masturbates.

1:"I HATE YOUR GUTS. DON'T YOU DARE DROP YOUR PENCIL AGAIN."
2:"Don't blow a tossfuse."

by cooltim4u January 16, 2004

tossflop

A tosser (another word for wanker)

Fuck off, you tossflop!

by OlliePwnz July 7, 2009