tossometer
Guy1: "Get a load of my new Hawaian shirt - it rocks!"
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."
tossometer by Pedrosa von Beagle July 31, 2008
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Tossometer
Guy1: "Get a load of my new Hawaian shirt - it rocks!"
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."
Tossometer by Pedrosa von Beagle May 8, 2006
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Tossometer
Guy1: "Get a load of my new Hawaian shirt - it rocks!"
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."
Guy2: "Sorry dude, it's a ten on the tossometer."
Tossometer by Pedrosa von Beagle May 6, 2006
Toemometer
Toemometer - Pronounced "toe mom' ett er" and rhymes with thermometer for good reason. Some people are equipped with a toemometer, located in the big toe (and possibly other toes). Toemometers are used to check the water temperature in large bodies of water, such as swimming pools or lakes, while deciding if one should dive in.
A variation of this gift is the "moomometer," located on some people's inside wrist, often used to check the proper temperature of bottled milk before serving to a baby.
A variation of this gift is the "moomometer," located on some people's inside wrist, often used to check the proper temperature of bottled milk before serving to a baby.
To explain toemometers, consider this example. Joe dipped his toemometer into the swimming pool, then turned to his dad and said, "The water's fine, let's go swimming."
Toemometer by Quippy-One December 29, 2023
Dirty tonometer
The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)
Dirty tonometer by inCozNito September 29, 2017
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