Tongue Blanket

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket

"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)

by PickledDik February 15, 2022

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Fat Tongue

When you drink a little and end up swallowing your words

My friend, Jacob, had a few beers and ended up with a “fat tongue” tonight— slurring his words and everything…

by Jfirestone December 10, 2022

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But do you have a tongue?

Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.

Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?

by 4realazitgits April 06, 2021

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Coochie tongue

Vertical slit in the center of a tongue, often caused by wide spreading of the tongue during oral intercourse on a female.

Friend 1: "Hey man have you seen her tongue?"
Friend 2: "No, why?"
Friend 1: "She got that coochie tongue!"

by Johndoe69420 September 14, 2020

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Cobol Tongue

1) A spring or stream that appears suddenly, out of no where. Usually consists of dirty water, flowing downhill from an unknown source. Disappears are quickly as it comes; 2) The act of stealing plastic, wooden, or metal crates from local delicatessens.

Rolly: I was totally Cobol Tongue'ing it last night. I got like, twenty crates!

by Rolly Layne February 02, 2007

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