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Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024
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Spoon

A person who loves to cause drama and controversy. Also known as someone who “stirs the pot
When I saw Jane laughing after causing a fight between two friends, I realized she was a spoon.
by Sallythatsquirrel April 2, 2020
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Peanut butter spoon

When you spoon a Woman’s vagina with peanut butter on your hand and then have a dog lick it
“I gave Rachel and peanut butter spoon which her dog Henry last night
by SomeA$$hole April 8, 2022
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Spoon

by CrAzY_CaNuCK_15 March 5, 2021
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WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.
I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon
by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017
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Spoon

Have yu ever traveled on a spoon before?
by gucci spoon January 29, 2020
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Spoon

Me: Hey, Spoon
Spoon: Hey
by Scorwed September 1, 2019
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