Illegitimate Retard

A person who was supposed to be born retarded.

Person 1: "Look at that bird."

Person 2: "That's a plane you illegitimate retard"

by Orbitz21 February 27, 2022

Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

by pinkyandrexa February 15, 2011

retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

by Albertian January 06, 2018

Retarded Justin

Some one who puts fingers up the ass of school teachers, so they can taste what the teacher had for lunch.

"Dude, a kid got put in detention for being a retarded Justin."

by Bill Cosbys sister December 13, 2021

Retarded Chicken

A word used to describe fat, retarded people in KFC.

Lewis is a Retarded Chicken

by Lanky826 November 16, 2018

Retarded icecream

A retarded icecream is when someone is acting like a absolute melt

Simon your a retarded icecream

by Dorine June 15, 2018

Retarded Shane

When you are so off your head you hit a gutter with your SS commodore ute and wreck your rim's then try to blame it on a dog that ran across the road.

Hey mate what happened to the rim's on the ute? Oh bro you wouldn't believe it I pulled a retarded Shane!

by Trickytrucky July 22, 2022