Horse Race

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A Whore's Race is a Horse Race!
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 07, 2023
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23XI Racing

A NASCAR team owned by Denny "Dirty Dummy" Hamlin and Michael "Air" Jordan. Bubba Wallace & Tyler Reddick are their drivers. Bubba drives the number 23. Dr. Pepper McDonald's Toyota Camry and Tyler Reddick drives the number 45 Monster energy Nike Air Toyota Camry. They are obviously the most hated team in NASCAR because of bubba Wallace and Denny Hamlin are also the most hated NASCAR drivers period.
Friend 1: 23XI Racing is Good. That 45 is on fire and the 23 is good too!!
Friend 2: I don't like 23XI Racing here or there! I don't like them anywhere! They are the most hated team in all of NASCAR history. Because they cheat, their boss cheats, and they'd wreck everybody every weekend to win a race. dirty dummy hamlin shouldn't be owning that team anyway. He should be sitting at home being an idiot!! No wonder why Michael Jordan is so miserable because he's surrounded by idiots!!!
by WxjediKing94 May 31, 2023
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binge race

The act of recklessly drinking an atrocious amount of strawberry vodka, in the effort to substantially reduce your lifespan.
Karl: Some cock swagler fired me today.
Phil: That's more fucked up than a football bat.
Karl: I think I may just turn emo...
Phil: Dude it's binge race!
by Freep88 April 11, 2014
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Velocity Endurance Racing

People who get SI'd all the time in TORA and will sometimes pull a win out of their ass at Homestead. Their leagues are generally hit or miss when it comes to attendance and quality, but hopefully they remove that BDF guy soon.
Person 1: "Velocity Endurance Racing had a good IMSA league"
Person 2: "Fuck GTs"
Person 1: "But you didn't show up to any of the races"
Person 2: "Exactly"
by toosexy4myshirt January 23, 2021
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Tim race

When one person races another person that does not realize they are racing, and claims they beat them.
I just had a tim race with my cobalt ss against a Bugatti!
by Jakemk6 August 19, 2014
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escape the rat race

Escaping the hell of mediocrity.
My dad always told me very few people escape the rat race.
by thankusho January 06, 2025
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Racing rabbits

When you have to poo but it comes out fast.
by Lunchlips121 March 14, 2022
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