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Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 9, 2021
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Race Traitor

Some wigger named Andrew K who fucked two black chicks.
That white guy hooked up with a black girl. He is a race traitor!
by King94565 April 28, 2025
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Mixed Race Couples

The 2021 UK Census recorded that 2.7% of the UK population identified as being in a mixed race relationship. Further recent surveys have suggested that interracial couples make up 7% of relationships in England and Wales. However conversely, in "TV land" or more accurately television advertisements, 90% of the couples appearing in adverts appear to be in mixed race relationships.
I don't know what's going on, but I think there's something wrong with my new TV, every advert has mixed race couples in it. I tried adjusting the horizontal and vertical hold, but that didn't make any difference! So I phoned Curry's to complain, they said "not us, mate, you want the Advertising Standards Authority".
by Wasitpolad October 14, 2024
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Race to the Sea

during ww1, king albert from Belgium decided not to let Germany pass through Belgium....King Albert responded with "Ok, lets flood the damn yser river!"

it's also a song by Sabaton on the war to end all wars album
Belgium soldiers: blow up the dam!
*explosion*
German infantry: Run! they flooded the river

that's basically what happened with the Race to the sea tho it's not a race
by Sir_Juggy July 23, 2023
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Race Swap

When you take a face-swap selfie with a friend who's a different ethnicity.
"Hey man, did you see Tom's new profile pic?"

"Yeah it looks rediculous - he's super white but wearing a do-rag."

"Race Swap."

OR

"Yes, the lighting in this spot is sweet; let us celebrate our friendship, and the racial diversity of our social circle, with a hilarious face swap."

"Careful with the contrast."

"Raceswap."

"Word."
by Gareth7015 June 16, 2016
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Race

Race is one of the best guys you will ever meet. He has a heart of gold. He is one of the sweetest men you could ever have in your life. With a name just as unique as him. He is special value him do not lose him.
Race is such a cool guy.
by Sam1948 November 23, 2021
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race basic

Slavery was a choice!”

“Wow that’s Race Basic af.”
by Elwooddro July 12, 2023
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