Arms with excessive cellulose or fat hanging from underneath the bicep. The fat is flabby and flaps like an uncooked tortilla. Expression possibly originating from from South Texas (e.g., McAllen, TX) with respect to large women grinding out tortillas in restaurants.
Dude, Sandra's got some awful tortilla arms. Maybe she could use them as a parachute like a flying squirrel.
Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
by BoredLawStudent1776 May 23, 2009
Guy 1- so how was your night with Caroline?
Guy 2- it was good but... I didn't realize how strong armed she was. Still hurts man.
Guy 1- did you cum?
Guy 2- Dern sure
Guy 2- it was good but... I didn't realize how strong armed she was. Still hurts man.
Guy 1- did you cum?
Guy 2- Dern sure
by Wyldmann27 March 18, 2015
Doing your arm twerkout tonight?
by SwagSwagVersaceVersace October 06, 2014
One who Is the essence of epic lamesauce and uber douche-ness. A person that would give anything just to be a asshole
by Mr. John Flick'o the wrist January 13, 2011
“Arms crossed” your gay 😎
by #smelly bottom May 22, 2022