hiney-hole soup

An explosive fecal extrusion brought about by the consumption of tainted or spicy foods. Sometimes contains corn, mixed nuts, and half-digested bean fragments.

see also mud butt & the runs.

My mom had to run home from the laundomat because she had to make some hiney-hole soup.

by Botts May 30, 2004

Fart Bong Soup

The Fart Bong Soup is a portable and purified version of the tried and true 'Cup of Soup'.

A 'Cup of Soup' can be defined simply as:

-Cupping ones hand as close and as tight to ones anus allowing the rectum to dilate and release a very quiet and extremely noxious gas. This process it then followed immediately by containment of the gas within the vessel or hand used.

The desired effect or 'Cup of Soup' is achieved when one releases the noxious gas in another persons face.

The Fart Bong Soup is perfected in the shower of ones home.

With your back towards a running shower, cup your hand tightly around your anus allowing the water to 'pool' in the 'cup' created. Now, relax and allow the fart to be born into water. The sound created will be very 'bassy', dense and loud with the quality of fart being pure and likened to death.

Once mastered, the Fart Bong Soup can be achieved in many places with only the assistance of a small bottle of water. Fart Bong Soup is best savoured for your girlfriend/wife in the shower or as a party trick.

Scene- Shower

Wife: Shane, what the fuck are you doing?

Shane: Shut the fuck up bitch, your in for the special fart bong soup. Here is one I prepared earlier!!

Wife: OH, Don't you go there!!!

Shane: 'BWAAAAP' hehehe

Wife: 'thud'

Shane: hehehehehe

by Ball'n'stuff May 13, 2010

Barley Soup Abortion

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina

by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006

alaskan pollywog soup

semen; gak; man milk; slime; penis putty; cum; splooge; cock slobber; the great white gumbo; egg drop soup; and paste.

This bitch ate enough alaskan pollywog soup to keep her fat all winter.

by xenoflux May 30, 2006

milk peanut soup

when a male and female are participating in sexual activity and the male orgasms in the female's mouth then places his testicles in her mouth while she gargles.

arnold likes to give mindy his milk peanut soup.

by ahs saints guy March 7, 2010

Play Alphabet Soup

When a law enforcement agency calls in whatever acronymed agencies they can (FBI, ATF, NSA, etc) in order to sway a case their way or appear to be more powerful than what they actually are.

Officer: We need to get this guy back into our custody.

Sergeant: Play alphabet soup! Call the FBI and the ATF to help us on this raid and get the NSA to spill his call records.

by JT520 January 22, 2014

monkfish tripe soup

from the popular travel show; a Croatian soup made from "trash fish," caught by low net fishing

alt. def: medical condition analogous to anal prolapse; potentially caused by prolonged sphincter muscle abuse from uber kinky coitus

"Would you like a monkfish tripe soup, deary? 'Tis fresh from the bottom of the abyss!"
"Mmm, pass some hot sauce with that, please.."

by 0R1GN4L_PR4NK5T4H October 11, 2014