Seeing iPhone

Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.
"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."
by mattlesnake March 18, 2013
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what the fuck did i just see

when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket
Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket
by DaCuber28 May 06, 2023
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Seeing eye bro

When two bros come across a very attractive female and one has to hold the other bro so that he can then keep admiring the female without running into obsticles.
This babe is a dime! Be my Seeing eye bro so I can examine that back half, bro!
by Lackdaddy November 23, 2015
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