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worst thing known to normal kids
Destry: Sis, we gotta go to school!
Alessia: I’d rather die.

Alessia skips school and buys a coke and turns out she doesn’t need school because she’s a genius. SO THERE MRS DAVIS 😡
by innocent rebel June 9, 2022
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a school is a place for adults to torture kids legally.
random person- how's ur new job at that school?
teacher- wonderful i love screaming at kids and get them in trouble for no reason.
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Me: Burn the school now!
by SussyTom June 28, 2022
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"A place of happiness where young children get to run free and learn to be responsible and succeed in life. I beautiful and marvelous place where young people get to interact in kind, happy ways as they share thoughts and feelings... a safe place, where students can learn important life skills they will need in the future such as Algebra and be happy and vulnerable as well." Said NO ONE EVER and what NO ONE EVER will say!

A place of misery where young child has to do things such as algebra under the lie that it is teaching them things that they will need in the future. A miserable, where young people go to compete in the rigged and no-win contest among all the other students for any sliver of recognition... A terribly unsafe place, where students may go to get bullied.

Then theres the school system itself.

- you must raise your hand to speak

- you must ask permission to go to the bathroom or fill up your water bottle
- you often are told where you have to sit
- you have to work quietly and you will get in trouble if you are not

Ever seen a picture of a prison bus??

look it up, it's literally a blue or white school bus!!!!!
Mom - Hi Honey! How was your day at school?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - Uh, enter name, everything okay?
Child - Left eye twitches

Mom - ...
Child - What's the phone number of the mental ward?
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A mentally straining torture chamber designed for children.
"My son went to school today." "he didn't make it."
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wanting to die
i wanna school myself
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A waste of F*CKING TIME
I waste 7 hours of my life everyday for 181 days because of school.
by pickle シシ April 28, 2022
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