school

a school is a place for adults to torture kids legally.

random person- how's ur new job at that school?
teacher- wonderful i love screaming at kids and get them in trouble for no reason.

by scgusjm June 28, 2022

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Burn it now

Me: Burn the school now!

by SussyTom June 28, 2022

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"A place of happiness where young children get to run free and learn to be responsible and succeed in life. I beautiful and marvelous place where young people get to interact in kind, happy ways as they share thoughts and feelings... a safe place, where students can learn important life skills they will need in the future such as Algebra and be happy and vulnerable as well." Said NO ONE EVER and what NO ONE EVER will say!

A place of misery where young child has to do things such as algebra under the lie that it is teaching them things that they will need in the future. A miserable, where young people go to compete in the rigged and no-win contest among all the other students for any sliver of recognition... A terribly unsafe place, where students may go to get bullied.

Then theres the school system itself.

- you must raise your hand to speak

- you must ask permission to go to the bathroom or fill up your water bottle
- you often are told where you have to sit
- you have to work quietly and you will get in trouble if you are not

Ever seen a picture of a prison bus??

look it up, it's literally a blue or white school bus!!!!!

Mom - Hi Honey! How was your day at school?
Child - Left eye twitches
Mom - Uh, enter name, everything okay?
Child - Left eye twitches

Mom - ...
Child - What's the phone number of the mental ward?

by defs of a human alive on earth August 9, 2022

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The worst punishment for kids who are not liked by their parents, it's very cruel. First, there is math. Math has all sorts of different numbers and combinations and about 100 different things to learn about. I haven't gotten to high school or above, but if middle school is hard then it must be literal torture over there. Next, ELA. ELA is my least favorite subject, which is crazy because I want to be a writer when I grow up. I think it's mostly because the teacher is so strict though. I'm never gonna get the thing of like, whatever the verbs and nouns and stuff are supposed to be called. They talk about it for a few minutes and then move on to something else. Not that I like learning, but I think I might just look it up soon. Next is science. I know lots of people will disagree with this, but I just do not like science. It's not really my thing, except for chemistry and robotics. For the second half of the year, this year science has basically just turned into math equations, like I can't even see how it's science anymore. I mean, like, graphs? Seriously? I learned that in fifth-grade math, and now you're teaching it in science? IDK, it's crazy. Next is Social Studies, which is kind of a tongue twister so let's just say SS. I really have nothing to say about how bad SS is, and that's thanks to my super nice teacher. I sure am getting the best grades in SS.

School is the worst, and I'm pretty sure everyone agrees. Most of everyone, not those few special kids that have put a protection spell over their brain to stop them from stress and stuff. I mean, not saying that kids who like school don't stress, but you know what I mean, right?

by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022

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