Robert

Super fkn mean and rude when he talks, he's super quiet and boring he also usually smells

girl : "Hey Robert what are you doing"
rodert: "Shutup you stupid cunt!"

by shit shjh September 18, 2018

Robert

A man that likes black ops with a very tiny peter, and is got black hair and likes women but he doesn't get any.

Robert: So what have you been up to?
Me: I have been hanging out with my girlfriend
Robert: Oh I wish I had one but all mine are not real

by whitenugget69 November 29, 2018

Robert

A bitch who is ass at fortnite, apex, and other game on the PS4

Robert you’re ass at fortnite get off the game bot!!

by Ninocuddles02 February 27, 2019

Robert

a gay faggot

Ew Robert is so sus

by df6yjkkjszift May 10, 2019

Robert

A dumb substance who is very funny though is bad at all video games (including rocket league) and is the one and only shrekster but fails in November... but all the ladies love him

Robert is fighting men

by Gresham men November 16, 2019

Robert

Robert is a fat fuck, who`s lazy af and like girls but can`t keep a relation ship going for some reason.

Man, u so fucking lazy, u like Robert bruv.

by YesIamThatFatCunt April 15, 2020

hello kitty robe

that fucking hello kitty robe = definition of versatile... it cleans up throw up, wipes asses, is a bathrobe, and oh so much more.
to use someone or something for dirty work/ annoying jobs/ or just to use them for your own benefit

shes throwing up again after a teenage binge drinking episode yo break out the hello kitty robe so we dont gotta use a mop.

no more toilet paper- its alright ill use the hello kitty robe.

i hate him i wanna use him the like hello kitty robe.

by hellokittyrobe October 29, 2011