readbale

when one gives up reading a collection of words (e.g. book, omnibus); essentially, bailing on a bale of readings

As she was too sleepy to continue the assignment, she readbaled and decided it was a problem for tomorrow.

by crash landing sa kama October 30, 2023

readbale

A typo that led to the creation of a new word: when one gives up reading a collection of words (e.g. books, omnibus). Essentially, it is when one bails on reading a bale of words.

As she was too sleepy to continue the assignment, she readbaled and decided it was a problem for tomorrow.

by crash landing sa kama October 30, 2023

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by alshoppingcarte1223 December 11, 2023

reading comprehension devil

a saying that is used when someone doesn't understand a piece of media/literature. refers to the show/manga "chainsaw man."

Person 1: "The man who was murdered in the story the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe was actually alive the whole time and it was his heart was beating in the floorboards!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"

by bookuser11 December 19, 2023

Read Bassler

A super omega cutie. He does really gay things in sports like volleyball that annoy the hell outta you, but a real good player nevertheless. His mom has an omega-gyatt, but he never admits it. Also likes to go to the gym, and play basketball cuz he’s a basketball tryhard. Also hums really loudly in the back of class, not knowing it.

“You see that guy over there? He’s a real Read Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.

normally used when somebody not associated with the punk/thrasher style wears this style for any particular reason (e.g. your clothes smell of chlorine) without attempting to fit into the style. usually said by the person wearing the outfit either in an attempt to fit in or as a joke.

Chloe: Lookin' sick Max! A couple tats, some piercings and we'll make a thrasher out of you yet.
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by maisieee27 December 31, 2023

Read tart it

Read tart it it's a word for the r word

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