Sugar Retarded

What you become when you shove a Gordian Knot of gummy worms down your throat, chug an entire 2L soda, a candy bar milkshake, then snort an entire bag of sugar for good measure.

"Jason really overdid the candy at the party yesterday, he's still Sugar retarded"

by realmrniceface July 9, 2021

Retard Drag

When pulling dead weight is significantly heavier, or more difficult. Due in large part to the the fact that the weight is retarded.

John passed out in the job site, but due to his retard drag, nobody could pull him to safety.

by Gatordontplaythatshit July 8, 2021

retarded toes

When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.

“Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”

by AdamCheats February 7, 2019

Retarded Shane

When you are so off your head you hit a gutter with your SS commodore ute and wreck your rim's then try to blame it on a dog that ran across the road.

Hey mate what happened to the rim's on the ute? Oh bro you wouldn't believe it I pulled a retarded Shane!

by Trickytrucky July 22, 2022

Fake retard

So one who acts dumb but is normal but just really extra dumb.

Bro, shut up fake retard.

by To much thee September 17, 2020

Academic Retard

A Person who cheats on a test, and fails anyway.

Anthony copied Leslie on the final. they both Failed. What an Academic Retard! He probably would've done better guessing on the multiple choice.

by King Farquaad May 18, 2021

retards entertainment

Often abbreviated as "RE" was a group of video making hooligans who used making videos as an excuse to yell the n word in public and make fun of others they didn't like. like that fat fuck named dill, dipshit napp. mike purkl, he had his first kiss when he was 18, whata faggot!

Friend 1: "Oh I'm just watching some Retards Entertainment."
Friend 2: "You need to leave that shit in the past."

Friend 1: "We should make some more RE this weekend!"
Friend 2: "Dude stfu."

by The Real Dillon January 18, 2019