squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.

Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"

by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011

Mouth queef

The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise

After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.

by Xanthern November 19, 2018

commie queef

Bloody vagina fart, usually after period sex.

Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?"
Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though."
Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."

by Tiger Whyte July 9, 2017

Queef bag

When a female puts a condom against her vaginal opening and proceeds to queer in it.

My girlfriend was started to queer while we were having sex, and she made a queef bag of my condom

by Pauseacorn July 12, 2017

Queef whistle

When a females vagina lets out high pitch whistle

No that was in a whistle in my pocket that was my vagina- queef whistle

by [e-mail] April 18, 2018

queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye

“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”

by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018

Queef

Female fart

Queef on my sandwich.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018