Pussy Pumper

A pussy pumper is a device used to prolapse a women's vagina using a suction. Women say it gives pleasure but like everything people take it way too far and pump so much that there is 3ft of prolapsed blob hanging out of your pussy.

Girl 1: Hey did you try the new pussy pumper I seen it on Pornhub the other day it looks so fun
Girl 2: OMG that looks like it hurts
Girl 1: OMG I'm gonna try it
Girl 2: Sees girl 1 walking into work limping like someone drove a firetruck up her ass!

by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021

Purple Pump

The act of restricting oxygen to the bell end and then proceeding to have sex.

You want that Purple Pump?

My Girlfriend asked for my Purple Pump.

by Jarl_Keenan April 22, 2021

PP Pump

Pump around your PP

Hey, have you bought that Belle Delphine or Pokimane PP Pump yet?

by JustARandomInternetGuy April 25, 2021

official.pump

The best person in the world 😡

Omg have you seen official.pump?

Yeah they’re so cool and awesome🤤🤤🤤
Also dy_bo0 should like- Totally marry them 🤣🤣🤣🤣
IKRRR
Official.pump totally didn’t make this

by Official.Pump guy April 29, 2021

Breast Pump

A nickname used for one who rides the clock as long as humanly possible while doing the absolute minimum amount of work.
One who milks the clock.

Hey Breast pump, , you gonna do any work today?

by DubVWildcat June 12, 2021

Penis pump original

Catchphrase of one Ryan Dermo
Where he can spout it off almost at random

Victim of pumping: yea my grandpa just died
R.D: Penis pump original

Victim of pumping: bro what the fuck my grandpa's fucking dead are you even listening

by Lork Banana-Larry July 5, 2021

Lil Pump

The most horrific rapper to ever exist and the only dude to make Machine Gun Kelly sound like 2Pac Shakur.

Lil Pump's the type of dude to fail a driving test before even starting the car.

by BrickSimmonsNBA July 14, 2021