Shit Pickle

a guy's tool after a messy "backdoor session" with either the male or female persuasion.

"Dude, Darrel passed out at the party, and Gary dipped his pen in Darrel's company ink!"

"What the fuck man, what was he thinking, that's gross! I bet Gary had a real shit pickle after that!"

"No doubt! That's exactly how I got my nickname, 'Vlasic'!!!"

"Yeah, well, you're a full blown fag then and your mom calls me 'Clausen'."

by J. B. R. October 21, 2008

Pickle Rick

The worst Rick & Morty joke there is. It's extremely overused and unfunny. Pick a different quote to make into a joke ya scrumps

Kid: I'm pickle rick!
Normal person: That's a shitty joke don't do it again

by thegermansniper October 22, 2017

Wet pickle

It's you lily. You're a wet pickle.

Today, I went and saw the wet pickle! She's good at drawing.

by Mythious. April 3, 2020

Pickle Bee

A pickle bee is somebody who likes dick

Hey friend your a “Pickle Bee” hahaha

by NotaPickleBee February 22, 2021

Pickle Pie

When a bunch of asian guys have an orgy with a big gal.

1. Janine: Whutch you doin tonite Crystal?

2. Crystal: Imina cruz to Chinatown for some pickle pie!

1. Yo wast night we all met a chick and had some pickle pie. We had the wong idea!

by Renka912 November 27, 2012

pickle suprise

1. a super awesome awakening of one's pickle

2. a casserole

3. to either taste or smell pickles in one's shoes, clothing, skin, or food.

4. used to describe consential sex with a man dressed as a woman without knowing he is a guy.

p.s. i love tom rubnits lol

1. wow! i have a pickle suprise! *stiffy*

2. I ate my granmother's famous pickle suprise last night.

3. boy: do you smell that?! it smells like old man cum.

old man: PICKLE SUPRIZE!!!!

boy: aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. man: ouch! what are you sticking in my ass?!

transvestite: pickle suprize!!!!!!!!!!

by gayboi888 October 21, 2010

crazy pickles

a gang of vandles and arsonists from london kentucky

"a gang of vandles calling thelmselvs the crazy pickles are belived to be responsable for the OWNING OF YOUR NEW CAR BITCH"

by jo jo jo jo May 13, 2005