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Morgan's Tits

Morgan's tits are round and plump. He will never shy away from a good squeeze. His tits are practically public domain, should be houses within the wikimedia commons. They will often shake violently when excited, and will need to be calmed.
I sure do love giving Morgan's tits a good squeeze, it's the right way to start my day
by D. E. Fensworth September 30, 2021
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tit fisting

1. A sex act where one participant makes a fist and rubs it between the other participant's breasts. A mixture of fisting and tit fucking. No pleasure is derived from either participant.

2. Any action where two or more people take part, but no one receives gain or gratification from the action.

3. An annoying waste of time.
Erik's party was a total bore. What a tit fisting.
by Professor Krut August 27, 2013
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tit zit

Self explanatory really. Tiny tits that look like zits/spots instead of nipples
Me: "Hey, wanna suck my tit zit titties?
Stranger:" Yes please...and your dick zit"
Me:"Oh shit"
by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019
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Rough Tits

When something sucks, or is unfortunate. Also used to describe when something is hard or difficult.
"Dude I broke my legs yesterday"
"Both of them? Rough tits man"

"Bro my teacher moved up our test, I haven't even studied"
"Duuude rough tits, I can't help you review I flunked that class"
by Colyat September 10, 2019
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cornetto tits

when a womens breast resembles the bottom of a cornetto ice cream cone, with the cone being the breast and the nipple being the drop of chocalate
wow i was over mandy's house and she showed me her cornetto tits
by handsome-karp October 10, 2020
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Kosher tits

When a woman has naturally large breast, no fillers or substitution.
at my best friends bar mitzvah, I admired his aunts ample Kosher Tits
by rapper baby of death April 17, 2013
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Raider tits

A set of tits that are a C cup or higher and preferably on a hot chick. They make you want to raid her shirt for those tits.
Two dudes were cruising down the street and the one in the passenger seat spots a hot chick with big boobs.
Passenger: "Did you see that girl! She's hot!"
Driver: "Hellz yea! Girl got some raider tits!"
by Dubcityhustla July 16, 2011
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