don't poke the bull

Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.

Similar to don't poke the bear but better

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

by AndiAmesMontez July 30, 2017

Bulls

In North America, Bulls are unnecessarily sized, useless mammoth, gas guzzling trucks with side view mirrors reaching out like a bull's horns. They are typically Dodge Rams but what doesn't matter even more are the men and women, or those beyond the binary, inside compensating for you-know-what. Bulls speed 30 mph over the limit constantly as if they have somewhere to be, with engines louder than attention-seeking motorcyclists in overpriced choppers, and ride your vehicle's ass like the people they religiously and politically hate.

Normal Driver 1: "So as I was saying, yesterday I didn't need to flex nuts because a real gangsta ass knows they got 'em... The Fuck? I'm in the middle lane and this Bull is clogging my ass with their ego."

Normal Driver 2: " Haha! They are so hilariously annoying. Hey, let's brake check this one. Or better yet slow down real slow they that they won't notice and drive around you pouting like a little bitch. Keh keh keh kek!"

Bulls: " Deeeeeeerp derp derp derpy DUUUrrP!"

by Factual Anthrax October 19, 2022

Red bull

Someone woth red colour skin and his wife sleeps around

O Kwstas ine red bull
Ine kokkinos k i gineka tu xenopida

by Kdkejjwns May 20, 2020

Ryno the bull dyke on a trike

During college Ryan (attempting to entertain his roommates) got fully nude and shit into a red solo cup while riding a uni-cycle

You see Ryno the bull dyke on a trike poop into a cup while riding a uni cycle??

by Badger girl 317 June 30, 2025

The Mechanical Bull

during sex when the guy puts his thumb in the girls butthole and tries to stay in while she rages

"Why tf would u do that"
"I wanted to try the mechanical bull"

by Lowk3y.x February 20, 2024

Bald bull

A boxer from punch out wii Made to troll the player

He is Essentially random And if you don't get a star at the right time you don't get to win

fuck bald bull

by Destoyerofeps March 16, 2023

Bull Shamey

A term such as Bull Shit, Only nicer.

So if your in class or something, you can say and not get in a bunch of BULL SHAMEY. Or if you just want to sound ackward.

Def 2. A shamey (Small towel or Blanket)

Owned or used by a Bull.

Example 1 : This is bull shamey!

Example 2 : " I paid you back back yesterday" "Bull Shamey!"

Example 3 Damn you margert this dinner tastes like bull shamey!

Example 4 We had to get the male cow a bull shamey.

by Sierrasaur & Smilez < o < May 29, 2010