Mountain Biking

Sexiest sport on earth!!

The earth is flat just like mountain biking

by :((((( November 22, 2021

Mountain Roof

The game-breaking building meta that Dragiyn created in Rust.

Oh my goodness, I love building mountain roofs, they are so awesome!

by dragiyn February 15, 2023

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass

It means that your getting fucked by a bbc and it cums

Jon : Oh my god I just went rocky moutain explored up Jenny ass and I loved it!!

Mark : Damn you're a lucky dude.

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass

by Saw-illydfss September 28, 2018

Float Back Mountain

When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.

-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.

- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?

by Krqkan September 24, 2016

Burn a mountain

To pursue your art despite all the odds.

- Painting can be a real struggle, huh?
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.

- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.

by ankabara January 12, 2019

Splash Mountain

When a girl squirts in your face and you take a picture with the flash on as it happens.

I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

dildo mountain

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours

I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.

by Yakthis April 30, 2023