Noun
1. A mother that is accompanying their child at Warped Tour to protect their baby from the scary emo kids
2. A middle aged woman who is trying to be hip and goes to Warped Tour, sticking out blatantly in the crowd of youth.
1. A mother that is accompanying their child at Warped Tour to protect their baby from the scary emo kids
2. A middle aged woman who is trying to be hip and goes to Warped Tour, sticking out blatantly in the crowd of youth.
by potter4ever92 August 16, 2009
Get the Warped Mom mug.n. phrase overly used by teenagers, which is a great way to fill in sentences. is usually very funny, but can be offensive.
by Andy April 26, 2004
Get the your mom mug.by Chronically0nline November 26, 2014
Get the Mom Jeans mug.Overweight mothers that try to make their daughters live out their dream of being a dancer, since they failed at it. A very group of egotistical women who live off their rich husband, while they sit on their fat asses barking orders at their daughters. These types of people should be avoided at all cost usually can spot them in suburbans. Ironically their daughter will more than likely end up just like their mothers and do the same thing to their kids, basically a repeating cycle of failures.
by Blunktoker January 12, 2014
Get the dance mom mug.a black woman who has kids. that are under control and know how to behave. she'd be damned if her kids are acting a fool in public. she is very strong. and always holds her family on her back. she does what she has to do to provide. and can have a man, but doesnt need one. she's hip and young. knows the latest hot stuff. you can tell em anything. but that doesnt mean you won't get your "butt" wooped afterr. (: black moms... theyre the best.
Black Mom: yess baby, what you need to talk about?
Kidd: i lost my 500 cell phone.
Black Mom: WHat the hell! *woops kidd's "butt". apologizes. then buys kidd a new one*
ONE YEAR LATER:
Kidd: i will never nd still havent lost a cell phone since.
Kidd: i lost my 500 cell phone.
Black Mom: WHat the hell! *woops kidd's "butt". apologizes. then buys kidd a new one*
ONE YEAR LATER:
Kidd: i will never nd still havent lost a cell phone since.
by You'll Never Know (: March 17, 2010
Get the Black Mom mug.A reference to a lyric in a remix of the song Lose Yourself by Eminem in which Eminem is edited to say a word(s) in every phrase with spaghetti or one of the lyrics in the opening verse of the song.
His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs,
But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
spaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghetti
Oh, there goes spaghetti, bloah
He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no.
There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs,
But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
spaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghetti
Oh, there goes spaghetti, bloah
He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no.
by Xero B January 4, 2017
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