Kelly, born into bed rest. No hopes or dreams. She's broke, but still budgets for coke. Heartless and mean, she'll kill all your dreams. She'll drink your beer if it's free. She likes coke (give it to me for free, I'm on a budget) grocery bags full of coke snot rags, investments worth 6 bucks a rag. If she likes ya, you're fucked. Reaaaaal fucked. She's a dumb bitch.
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Get the Kelly mug.She's one of the best girls you'll ever meet and if you do happen to know her, hold onto her for the rest of your life because even though she may be a tiny bit under average and she loves to mess with you, I'm assuming she cares deeply. She's extremely cute and aware of it, but still gets shy sometimes. Shes also horny at random moments and best thing to do is to just take control. Whoever her boyfriend is loves her a lot and his name starts with the letter Z.
Kenlye is super cute.
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