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Kelly

Kelly, born into bed rest. No hopes or dreams. She's broke, but still budgets for coke. Heartless and mean, she'll kill all your dreams. She'll drink your beer if it's free. She likes coke (give it to me for free, I'm on a budget) grocery bags full of coke snot rags, investments worth 6 bucks a rag. If she likes ya, you're fucked. Reaaaaal fucked. She's a dumb bitch.
Kelly, that dumb bitch, don't give her anything for free.
by anonymous September 4, 2022
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Kellyfart

When a wild sean kelly has withholded his fecal matter and splashes it all over salt hill
Oh jesus have you seen that kellyfart over there
by Junkbottom September 13, 2022
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keely yagel

tiny little 4 foot asian girl. she weighs 500 pounds and on her deathbed. but she’s honestly the best girl and can take a lot of dick yk what i mean??
is that keely yagel? good, mines 10 inches, hope she can handle it😉
by sunsetballs September 29, 2022
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Kelly Sloan

An incredibly cute guy with a good personality and a biiiiig dick.
Ong I want Kelly Sloan so bad.
by ghettodick69 October 10, 2022
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kelly phillips

Kelly Phillips knows what he's doing.
by Nicholeb October 11, 2022
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Kelly

guy: Ayo y’all see kelly today? I’m looking to buy some of her ice if ykwim
by Academic Unit November 1, 2022
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Kenlye

She's one of the best girls you'll ever meet and if you do happen to know her, hold onto her for the rest of your life because even though she may be a tiny bit under average and she loves to mess with you, I'm assuming she cares deeply. She's extremely cute and aware of it, but still gets shy sometimes. Shes also horny at random moments and best thing to do is to just take control. Whoever her boyfriend is loves her a lot and his name starts with the letter Z.
Kenlye is super cute.
by A boy in love with her November 16, 2022
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